Tau Labs Ode to my Build

jforkner

Member
I needed a project;
something to make.
I only had two ‘copters
for heaven’s sake.

I went to the forums;
read every post.
Looking for something
that interested me most.

Looking everywhere
while surfin’ the ‘Net.
Maybe FPV;
haven’t been there yet.

Looking thru goggles
while buzzin’ the sky.
Seemed just about right
for a guy with one eye.

Decided on a quad,
but it needed a brain.
Something sophisticated;
not a wallet drain.

I’d been flying Naza,
but CC seemed right
The trouble was
no CC3Ds in sight.

Then the boards went to production
and I was relieved.
The board I was after
was finally conceived.

October 18th
finally came around.
In front of my computer,
I sat right down.

The hour came;
the window was open.
To place my order,
boy was I hopin’.

But the servers all crashed;
I couldn’t get through.
Oh my God,
what was I to do.

I waited and waited
banging the keys.
The demand had
brought the thing to its knees.

Then I got through.
My order got placed.
A great big grin
all over my face.

The hard part was done,
or so I thought.
Just a few more parts
needed to be bought.

Just a few motors;
guess I need four.
Some ESCs, props, and a frame;
I should need little more.

The other stuff
I already had.
Hey, this build
wouldn’t be bad.

But I needed a frame,
one I wouldn’t have to mod.
Then I discovered
the OV3RQUAD.

Similar to some;
different from many.
The good news was,
it didn’t cost a pretty penny.

So I ordered the frame,
the ESCs, too.
And threw in some props;
as I may need a few.

I had all I needed,
I could begin the construction.
What I didn’t realize,
it was the start of destruction.

My frame needed arms;
the board had no case.
The two panels I got
were simply a base.

Those parts got ordered;
now I was done.
Who am I kidding?
Just beginning was the fun.

I didn’t have standoffs,
or the right size screws.
I started drinking more;
I was gettin’ the blues.

Wait...I can’t connect the motors;
I don’t have the right plugs.
Now I’m starting to think,
I may need some drugs.

Now I had all the parts
my build to begin.
Then I realized
I committed a sin.

I had ordered the ESCs
from a store in Hong Kong.
At the time I was thinking,
what could go wrong?

After ten days,
the ESCs are still there.
Not to worry,
they’re coming by air.

What? A storm?
At the plane’s next stop?
I simply can’t stand it.
I think I’m gonna drop.

So here I sit
with nothing to do.
My most-needed parts
somewhere in the queue.

I’ll try to be patient,
and be of good cheer.
I guess all I can do
is have another beer.


Cheers,

Jack
 





Pelted

Member
Jack, sir that was fabulous! Thank you for cracking me up this morning, sitting in my office laughing right now. Excellent.<style id="_clearly_component__css" type="text/css">#next_pages_container { width: 5px; hight: 5px; position: absolute; top: -100px; left: -100px; z-index: 2147483647 !important; } </style>
 


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